Dating apps are the worst gacha games ever
“Dead dove, do not eat,” a fanfiction tag derived from “Arrested Development,” warns about unspeakable horrors before audiences look regardless. This summer, my “dead...
Review: ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ pleases fans, but can’t beat the original classic
‘Twas 29 years ago that the Sanderson Sisters; Winifred (Bette Midler), Sarah (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Mary (Kathy Najimy) put a spell on the...
Blasphemy on Easter morning
Last Sunday morning, many of you probably put on your Easter best and gathered with your family at church for early morning prayers. More...
La Croix is La Gross
People who drink La Croix and say they like it are 100 percent lying. If you want to look fancy with some soda-like cans of sparkling water then La Croix is for you. If you want a refreshing can of sparkling heaven then you should drink literally anything else.
Internet meme exposes users’ data
Story written by Mohammad Rafi Cena
Millions of social media users, including celebrities, participated in the 10-Year Challenge recently. They are juxtaposing pictures taken recently...
‘Euphoria’ special episodes offer viewers deeper look at characters
The special episodes serve a great purpose; to give a deeper understanding of Rue and Jules and address socially taboo topics for context outside...
Disney’s removal of Gina Carano is too little, too late
When Gina Carano was removed from future Lucasfilm projects this week, fans saw it as evidence of Disney finally standing up against prejudice. As...
Steal this article, bots. I dare you
I recently discovered the shocking truth that bots are stealing articles from the Webster Journal. Naturally, I decided on the only logical response: Write...
Review: ‘Halloween Kills’ is a good horror movie and a bad sequel
“Halloween Kills” is an entertaining slasher film and a great follow-up to Green’s 2018 outing, even if it’s not as good as that film.
As...
Five war films to celebrate Veteran’s Day
On Nov. 11, Veterans Day honors approximately 18 million Americans like myself who served in the United States military. Here are five of my...
Review: ‘Tokyo Vice’ nails the art of investigative slow-burn
With information, there is always a cost.
The classic vice unit-style crime show has been on the backburner of American television for quite a while...
Gun control works in Austria: Why can’t we make it work in America?
"Guns and Chocolate" makes me roll my eyes. Why is America like this?
The ‘good guy with a gun’ narrative doesn’t prevent violence
After the most recent shooting at Oxford High School, I looked at numerous anecdotes and research which highlights the pitfalls of the “good guy...
There’s a lot to anticipate in 2022, so here’s what I’m looking forward to
Here are a few things happening in 2022 that I am excited about.
Like we all said after 2020, 2021 was quite the year. With...
Hey, Alexa: Why should I care about gun control?
I find it disturbing that I don’t even flinch when a CNN Breaking News alert pops up on my phone to inform me of...
When will enough school shootings be enough?
Parkland, FL, Uvalde, TX, Newtown, CT, St. Louis, MO. These cities have something in common: all four were victimized by school shootings.
According to security.org,...