Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Review: I can’t get enough of FromSoftware’s ‘Elden Ring’

After almost 20 hours of playtime, I can safely say that “Elden Ring” lives up to the cult-like response it’s receiving. A couple of days...
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Don’t isolate yourself over the holidays

With the advent of Thanksgiving Day—and, for us college students, the short, but much-needed break from coursework that accompanies it—the holiday season is officially...

You’re sleeping on ‘Andor’

This isn’t a review. It’s a plea to every Star Wars fan who needs to hear it. 2022 was rough for live-action Star Wars...

Steal this article, bots. I dare you

I recently discovered the shocking truth that bots are stealing articles from the Webster Journal. Naturally, I decided on the only logical response: Write...

Five war films to celebrate Veteran’s Day

On Nov. 11, Veterans Day honors approximately 18 million Americans like myself who served in the United States military. Here are five of my...

When will enough school shootings be enough?

Parkland, FL, Uvalde, TX, Newtown, CT, St. Louis, MO. These cities have something in common: all four were victimized by school shootings. According to security.org,...

I can’t enjoy ‘Elden Ring’ and the Soulsborne series

I like many video games, usually those that tell a good story, have fun mechanics or are very easy to play when I need...

Review: ‘Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared’ is a lesson in making great TV

On July 9, 2011, the creators of “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” made us all agree to never be creative again. They proceeded to...

Review: ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ pleases fans, but can’t beat the original classic

‘Twas 29 years ago that the Sanderson Sisters; Winifred (Bette Midler), Sarah (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Mary (Kathy Najimy) put a spell on the...
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How to persevere through seasonal depression

It's officially fall, y'all. Some of us are happier than others about this. As the leaves change colors, moods change too. Seasonal depression goes into...

Remembering Angela Lansbury

Dame Angela Lansbury’s impact has lasted over 80 years as one of the most beloved singers and actors of the last century. On Oct....

Ned Fulmer’s ‘wife guy’ persona falls apart after scandal

On Sept. 26, the internet was in a frenzy over Try Guys member Ned Fulmer and his revealed infidelity to his wife, Ariel Fulmer....

Review: ‘Shovel Knight Dig’ will go down in roguelike history

Yacht Club Games has created yet another hit in its franchise that never misses. Created in partnership with Nitrome, the roguelike spinoff “Shovel Knight...
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#NotMyAriel: A serious conversation on racism and capitalism

The upcoming live-action remake of “The Little Mermaid” brought the internet to a meltdown. All because Ariel will be interpreted by actress Halle Bailey,...

Review: ‘Don’t Worry Darling’ is an ironic abuser of imagery

Before reading this, be warned that you’ll see the word “ironic” a lot. Several aspects of this controversial movie made me audibly laugh in...

Are slightly polished game sequels worth $60?

Within one week, September’s two biggest games raised discussions about how much content is enough to merit the cost of $60 sequels and remasters....

Dating apps are the worst gacha games ever

“Dead dove, do not eat,” a fanfiction tag derived from “Arrested Development,” warns about unspeakable horrors before audiences look regardless. This summer, my “dead...