November 15, 2018


Pumpkin bye

Ugh, it’s that time of year. Pumpkin spice season. The time when everyone and their mother orders everything supposed to be flavored like that big orange thing that tastes like…

Pumpkin spice or die

The other day I walked into my local Dierbergs and was overwhelmed by the smell of pumpkin, cinnamon and fall spirit. Practically every isle began with a huge display of…

Panera vs. Bread Co.

St. Louis does not own Panera I would like to personally tell every St. Louisan who calls the restaurant “Bread Co.” that it is not your fault. You were raised…

Beta Theta Bye

My experience with sorority recruitment at a private, southern university Freshman year of college, I attended a small, private, Christian university in Birmingham, Alabama. One of the things I was…

Hey Alexa, am I fat?

No human being is fat, our bodies are made of so much more than fat cells. Reducing someone to the number of fat cells they have is a struggle I–and so many other women–have long dealt with.

La Croix is La Gross

People who drink La Croix and say they like it are 100 percent lying. If you want to look fancy with some soda-like cans of sparkling water then La Croix is for you. If you want a refreshing can of sparkling heaven then you should drink literally anything else.